The Crap Delft Project II

You’ve missed your chance to bid on this beauty.

The spotter asks some penetrating questions:

What is he holding? Dumbells?

My theory is that they’re sort of pockets on a waistcoat, but might be hankies. It’s the face that gets me. It has the look of a 70s darts player to it.

This has made me think about Toby Jugs a lot, but I’ve come to no conclusions and am left with more questions than answers.